A fey elf-hero from a role-playing videogame. A racist song-belting storybook princess. A Japanese trading card monster. A suicidal drug-addled jazz-era sexpot. A sassy fox-tailed musician-sleuth. An egotistical superhero with a kinky streak. A prank-pulling Internet pig. A whacked-out whatchamacallit from children's TV. Each one a genuine psycho, always testing the boundaries of good taste and sanity for your voyeuristic pleasure.
Lives on: Attention
Catchphrase: "Wheeeee!"
Color: Yellow
Nipples: Pierced
Hair: Gelled
Chest: Hairless
Bottom: Assy
Personality: Gassy
Drug of Choice: Grassy
Hair: Auburn
Figure: Slender
Demeanor: Racist
Has Something to Say About: Everyone
Prefers to Defecate: Anywhere
Loud and Obnoxious: All the time
Cuts: self to feel
Drinks: self into stupor nightly
Eats: like she's going to the electric chair
Always: puts bro's before ho's
Sometimes: bags her n' tags her
Never: likes junk in the trunk
Does Your Dry Cleaning: Fabulously
Drives: Terribly
Studies Math and Violin: Masterfully